This is not a fishing joke but here it is any way
A young woman was pulled over by an Oregon state trooper
as he aproached the car he pulled out his ticket book to write the young lady a ticket
She said to him in her best sarcastic voice " I guess your going to sell me a ticket to the Oregon State Troopers Ball " ?
The Trooper said in an equally sarcastic voice "Oregon State Troopers Dont Have Balls ! "
after a moment the Trooper tiped his hat and let her go .