Fishing jokes wanted

[skipper9]

**Disclaimer** I am a Buckeye fan. No Wolverines were harmed in the telling of this joke

One upon a time there was a Buckeye fan and a Wolverine fan night fishing on opposites sides of a river. The Wolverine noticed that the Buckeye was catching fish one after another and yelled across, "What are you using for bait?" The Buckeye replied, "Worms." The Wolverine said, "So am I. How come you are catching fish and I'm not?" The Buckeye replied, "I have a hole over here and everytime I throw my bait into it, I catch a fish. Why don't you come over here and fish with me?"

The Wolverine agreed and looked around for a bridge. He called back, " I don't see anyway across." The Buckeye picks up his flashlight and shines it across the river. He says, "Just walk across the beam to this side." The Wolverine thinks about it for a minute and says, " Hell no, you'll turn that light off before I get halfway across!"

[MBLMIKE]

A man became notorious for catching fish in all weather conditions he got so well known that the fish and game dept. decided to ck on his technicque so they dispatched an official out to go with him the next time he went fishing after a few minutes in his boat they arrived at the spot he fished .
the man leaned over and opened his tackle box and pulled out a stick of dynamite lit it threw it into the water there was a huge exsplosion and one after another the fish began to float to the top he began to pick them up filling the boat with the biggest ones .
the game warden completely shocked began shouting at the man you cant do that ! the man slowly pulled out another stick of dynamite out of his tackle box lit it and handed it to the officer and said are you going to keep jabbin or fish ?

[MBLMIKE]

I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife . Best deal I ever made !

[MBLMIKE]

Take The Bait
It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite.

He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not too far from the old man and dropped in his fishing line. It only took about a minute and WHAM! a Largemouth Bass hit his hook and the boy pulled in the fish.

The old man couldn't believe it but figured it was just luck. But, the boy dropped in his line and again within just a few minutes pulled in another one.

This went on and on until finally the old man couldn't take it any more since he hadn't caught a thing all this time.

He went to the boy and said, "Son, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You have been here only a few minutes and have caught about half a dozen fish! How do you do it?"

The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."

"What was that?" the old man asked.

Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."

"Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you are saying."

So, the boy spit into his hand and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!"

[MBLMIKE]

Bill and Frank rent a boat and go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore. Bill says to the Frank, "I hope you marked the spot where we caught all those fish." Frank replies, "Yes, I marked an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot." Bill says to Frank sharply, "You idiot. How do you know we'll get the same boat?"

[Gettin Jiggy]

A man calls his wife and tells her to get his stuff ready he is going on a weekend fishing trip. So the wife has all his gear,rods, and bags packed when he gets home. He returns from the trip and he ask his wife why she didn't pack his favorite pj's she replied I did I put them in your tackle box!

[Dr.Ed]

A few years back my son and I returned home simultaniously from our separate outings, he from the golf course and me from the lake. He had broken par and I had a limit of walleye. We got into a rather lengthy discussion about which sport was better and who really had the most fun. I ended the discussion rather abruptly by asking him this pointed question. "Tell me son, how do you prepare your birdies?"

[24ft Proline]

Two old ladies always fished same spot at river everyday to catch supper. The one lady always caught fish and other never caught much! The lady asks what is your secret to catching so many fish!She replies when i wake in morning i see which way my old mans **** is laying, if left I cast left if right I cast right . The other old lady looks at her and replies '' Oh, well what do you if its straight'' ! She replies ''I stay home''.

[MBLMIKE]

A young man and an old man were fishing on a pier.The young man started telling the old one that the night before he caught a trout that was over 3 1/2 foot long.

The old man replied "Oh yea, well I was here 2 nights ago and I hooked something huge. After a 30 minute fight I finaly got it up and it was an old lantern and the thing was still lit."

The young man said "Your lying. I can't believe that."

Then the old man said "I'll tell you what, you knock a couple of feet off your trout and I'll blow out my lantern."