There was a priest who went to the fish market to get sum fish. All they had was dam fish. The priest asked, "Why do they call it dam fish?" "Well, because it's found under the dam." So the priest says, "Okay, I will take it home."



That night at supper the priest says, "Will you hand me the dam fish?" The son says, "Well, hell, dad if you're gonna talk like that, can you hand me the f@@king potatoes?"