Fishing jokes wanted

[Jay rock]

The ohio dnr is working on cross breeding a coho salmon for the fight, a walleye for the taste, and a musky for the ferociousness. It will be called a CO WALL SKI but the the dam thing is so dumb it keeps forgetting to breathe. JUST KIDDING NO POLLOCKS WERE HARMED IN THE TELLING OF THIS JOKE.

[MBLMIKE]

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my
lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the
boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential
downpour. The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the
garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather
would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back
into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is
terrible"

My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my
stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...