Fishing jokes wanted

[fishnfunaddict]

Four guys have been going on the same fishin trip 4 years.2 days be4 the group is 2 leave,sams wife puts her foot down and tells him he isnt going.sams fishin mates r very upset that he cant go,but what can they do?Two days later,the three get to the camping site to find sam sitting there with a tent set up,firewood gathered, dinner cooking on the fire,and having a cold beer. Crap sam how long have you been here? how did you talk your misses into letting you go? Well ive been here since last night.Yesterday evening i was sitting in my livingroom chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked guess who?Ipulled her hands off and there she was, wearing a sheer nightie. She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom.The bedroom had candles and rosepedals all over. Well shes been reading that book, 50 shades of gray.On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so i did. And then she said Do whatever you want. So here i am!

[Jay rock]

The ohio dnr is working on cross breeding a coho salmon for the fight, a walleye for the taste, and a musky for the ferociousness. It will be called a CO WALL SKI but the the dam thing is so dumb it keeps forgetting to breathe. JUST KIDDING NO POLLOCKS WERE HARMED IN THE TELLING OF THIS JOKE.

[MBLMIKE]

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my
lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the
boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential
downpour. The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the
garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather
would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back
into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is
terrible"

My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my
stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...