**Disclaimer** I am a Buckeye fan. No Wolverines were harmed in the telling of this joke

One upon a time there was a Buckeye fan and a Wolverine fan night fishing on opposites sides of a river. The Wolverine noticed that the Buckeye was catching fish one after another and yelled across, "What are you using for bait?" The Buckeye replied, "Worms." The Wolverine said, "So am I. How come you are catching fish and I'm not?" The Buckeye replied, "I have a hole over here and everytime I throw my bait into it, I catch a fish. Why don't you come over here and fish with me?"

The Wolverine agreed and looked around for a bridge. He called back, " I don't see anyway across." The Buckeye picks up his flashlight and shines it across the river. He says, "Just walk across the beam to this side." The Wolverine thinks about it for a minute and says, " Hell no, you'll turn that light off before I get halfway across!"