Your wife sounds like mine. And probably all others. Just don't forget the bait and gas.
The wives & girlfriends probably have a site of their own. The go on it like we do here but they plot against us. It's probably called " Wives & Girlfriends of Walleye Fishermen". Or something like that. . They call the wind gods on weekends, rain gods, etc. it's been working for them lately.