Nice story, at least he listens to you. You write a good story, maybe you should write books.
My dad had made some home made wine when my brother ,me & a few friends were young. Well one day dad went to get some of his wine from the wine barrel & much to his surprise it was empty! Needless to say there were some questions asked? I know I had a glass or two but I think brother & his buddies had a gallon or two!