I wish I could part my hair in the middle. Actually, I do have a part in the middle. The problem is that it's about three inches wide and goes from my forehead to the back of my head. It's a little thin there. It is a solar panel for a *** machine. Next year I may try charging the top of my head in the sun then stick it in the water and use it as a fish attractor.
Hay I just thought of something. Maybe that's what a good buddy of ours does to catch fish and win tournaments. He uses the reflection of the sun onto the water via his head to attract and catch fish. That may be his secret. ???