Fishing jokes wanted

[penalty box]

two blondes are fishing each side of the river, the one blonde says how do I get to the other side of the river, the other blonde replies you are on the other side.

[Deadeye1420]

There was a priest who went to the fish market to get sum fish. All they had was dam fish. The priest asked, "Why do they call it dam fish?" "Well, because it's found under the dam." So the priest says, "Okay, I will take it home."



That night at supper the priest says, "Will you hand me the dam fish?" The son says, "Well, hell, dad if you're gonna talk like that, can you hand me the f@@king potatoes?"

[rsfrail]

All ****.....I just want to put boat back in water an go fishing to see what breaks this year, NO JOKE!!!!