He's the Ghost of Lake Erie
Somewhere out in lake Erie lies a dark and gloomy secret fisherman. They say he actually lives in the water and swims with the fish. There are even stories of practical jokes he plays grabbing fishermans lines and swimming away till they break. Everyone once and a while on foggy days he comes up and in a low and slow monotone voice cries wall-eye-whack-er over and over. Brings chills to some and raises the hair on the back necks of others. Could it be true that he really exists, could it be true we are being lured into trap, couls it be true he would leave us alone if we used cicadas, sonars, or Vibe-E's? Only the whacker knows. Stay tuned! A post will occur tomarrow with another limit for the bottomless freezer.
Have a Great Day & Good Luck and Good Fishing
Sorry fellas. It just came to me. Its hard being me