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  1. 12-11-2014, 04:30 AM #1
    MBLMIKE
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    Talking fishing jokes wanted / needed!

    What do you call a fish with one eye? ------- fsh
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  2. 12-12-2014, 03:40 PM #2
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    Default Fish Jokes

    Here's one that I've told to my young grandchildren. Drives their parents crazy.

    "What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?", DAM!
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  3. 12-12-2014, 07:38 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by MBLMIKE View Post
    What do you call a fish with one eye? ------- fsh
    Lol.....Mike I think that would be a fish with no eyes.
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  4. 12-12-2014, 07:48 PM #4
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    Catch a man a fish and you feed him for the day.....teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend!
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  5. 12-13-2014, 06:04 AM #5
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    How do you tell if a fish is a female? It comes in with its mouth open
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