Fishing jokes wanted

[MBLMIKE]

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my
lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the
boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential
downpour. The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the
garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather
would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back
into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is
terrible"

My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my
stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...

[TheFlyingNone]

An older gentleman is spending a relaxing weekend with his wife at the same fishing resort they stayed at on their honeymoon 35 years prior. After a nice bluegill dinner he decides to walk down to the pier where he saw a young man fishing earlier in the afternoon. He sits down just as the younger fellow pulls in a beautiful pumpkinseed and introduces himself. Turns out the young fisherman is on his honeymoon as well. "Bet you can't wait to get back to the cabin tonight eh, young fella" he says. "Naah, says the newlywed with a wistful shake of the head. There won't be anything going on tonight. My new wife just informed me that she has ghonnorhea." The older man is obviously quite taken aback and at a loss for words. In desperation to remedy the awkward situation he chuckles and says "Well, I've been told that there are plenty of other ways to consumate your matrimony while that little condition is being taken care of. I'm sure you youngsters will find a way." "I'm afraid not, comes the reply. She has herpes and the worst case of diarrhea you could ever imagine. Everything is pretty much off-limits and out of order." "Good Lord!!" the old-timer exclaims, with a look of disgust and amazement. "Why on earth are you here fishing instead of back at home beating on a lawyers door for a divorce?!!" The kid calmly reels in another fat 'gill, puts in in his basket and says "Well, she's got worms too."

[crain351]

Defination of boat...
Bust
Out
Another
Thousand

[BossHogg]

My stepdad also gave me one pc. of advise..somewhat fishing related.

It Flys, Floats, or F**ks, your better off renting it.