it's so cold

**joes spot** · 02-19-2015, 04:52 PM

it's so cold the worms in my garage frig have fur

let me know what you got

**bailey** · 02-19-2015, 05:37 PM

It's so cold I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets .

if that's not cold enough I saw a gangster with his pants pulled up.

**copo427ss** · 02-19-2015, 07:28 PM

It's so cold my thermometer froze. I let my dog out to go pee and realized she froze to the ground.
It's so cold Alaska is looking like the tropics

**captainjoe** · 02-19-2015, 07:41 PM

It's so cold I saw a snowman standing in the road hitchhiking with a sign that said Hilton Head.

**milt** · 02-20-2015, 08:11 AM

its so cold even frosty said f this

**joes spot** · 02-20-2015, 08:27 AM

its so cold my dog is stuck to the fire hydrant out front
& its so cold i am not going to get him

**lineman49** · 02-20-2015, 05:34 PM

Not a good day to lick the flag pole!

**joes spot** · 02-20-2015, 05:38 PM

the dog is still out there at least he stopped howling he's just kind standing there on point

**Stiksave** · 02-20-2015, 08:58 PM

It's so cold I'm forced to watch the Sabres game.

**fishkiller16** · 02-21-2015, 08:22 AM

Its so cold Baileys stopped talking his lips must of froze together!!!

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